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Dear Barack

Frieda Liston, Contributing Writer

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Dear Barack Obama,

 

Please come back to us.

 

There is much we must discuss

Like national security

And all the other obscurity.

 

We are sorry for what we might have done

That could have possibly made you run,

But we hope you are doing fine

So you can come back to stop this decline––

Caused by the rich orange man

And his Islamophobic travel ban.

 

America is turning to shambles,

Chaos, and destruction from this man’s scandals.

Not to mention the ridiculous hair

And the long neckwear.

 

But this is getting off topic

So please just come back to us from the tropic.

We need you to give us healthcare again

So please just return and stop this businessman.

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