As fall sets upon Blake, the opening of the school year drives forward an enthusiasm to discover new experiences and relationships. Among the excitement of the first week, came many shocks to the student...
Comedy Central’s Broad City follows the lives of eclectic roommates Abbi and Ilana as they navigate their hectic lives in New York City.
Dealing with seemingly trivial problems that range from fixing...
Times New Roman –
You are a classic. You’re on top of your school life and a late assignment is a foreign topic. You strive for excellence in all that you do.
Arial –
You’re a step below Times...
Dear Barack Obama,
Please come back to us.
There is much we must discuss
Like national security
And all the other obscurity.
We are sorry for what we might...
Who squeals louder, the pigs or the freshmen dissecting it?
The Bunion debates shutting down due to the use of Knock Knock jokes in assembly
Bold individuals decide that weather...
An undeniable frenzy has been sweeping the school halls.
Students from all grades and walks of life have gathered to worship at the altar of none other than chicken tenders.
The effect of this phenomenon...
Show off those pale ashy legs with some timeless “Jorts” or classic Nike Athletic shorts. Shorts aren’t just for summer, and with Blake’s bipolar heating there is no reason not to take off...
You sprint up the steps leading into the school building. You throw open the doors and are met with the confused face of a freshman trying to figure out the code. The freshman starts to enter random numbers,...
William Lyman, Contributing Writer
• September 29, 2016
Following the announcement that Blake would go nut free this year, some students have started an illegal nut smuggling organization to fulfill their nutty needs and get the sustenance they desire.
Many...
